Devoted Jokes

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    A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don''t get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."

    The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?"

    The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."

    The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy''s taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"

    A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Costume party.
    The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time.
    Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun.
    So he took his costume and away he went.
    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
    without pain, and as it was still early she decided to go to the party.
    Because hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around.
    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there.
    His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry more...

    A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His motherfinally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who'sthat you're drawing, son?"The son answered, "God.""Don't be silly," reproved the mother. "Nobody knows what Godlooks like."Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly,"They will when I'm finished!"

    I have a devoted wife who lets me give it to her both ways...Cash or Credit.

    A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.
    When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
    As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
    "When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
    "You know what?"
    "What, dear?" his wife asked gently.
    "I think you bring me bad luck."

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