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One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, "Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!"

Yes Sir, Mr. President," the interior decorator replies. "I'll take those mirrors out right away!"

A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot. But the only words the parrot knows how to say are: "Who is it?"

She takes the parrot home, but soon realizes that the bird's color clashes with the living room. So she calls an Interior designer, who says he will come by shortly.

When the Decorator comes, the woman is out shopping. He knocks on the door, and the parrot says, "Who is it?"

The man says, "It's the decorator."

The parrot says, "Who is it?"

The man says, "It’s the decorator."

The parrot says, "Who is it?"

The man says, "It's the decorator!!!"

The parrot says, "Who is it?"

The man screams, "The decorator!"

The decorator gets so mad, that he pops a blood vessel, and dies on the spot. The lady comes home and finds a dead man lying on her front porch. She more...

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:
1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.
A Doctor says to take off your clothes.
A Dentist says open wide.
A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"
A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it's up?"
A Bank manager says "don't take it out you'll lose interest"!

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5. Bank manager.A Doctor says to take off your clothes.A Dentist says open wide.A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it's up?"A Bank manager says "don't take it out you'll lose interest"!

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes.
A Dentist says open wide.
A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"
A Decorator says "how do you like it now that its up?"
A Bank manager says "dont take it out youll lose interest"!