Debevic Jokes

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    You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...
    The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
    * Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.
    If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here -
    Your asshole is in Washington!
    * Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.
    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.
    If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
    then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
    * Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
    Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"
    * Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.
    God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
    * The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.
    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick more...

    You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area... The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill. If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here - Your asshole is in Washington!* Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash. Beauty is only a light switch away. * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N. C. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives. * Armand's Pizza, Washington, D. C. Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA. God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?* The Irish Times, Washington, D. C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. * Men's rest room, Linda's more...

    Real bathroom graffiti found all over the place. Wheefun. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
    Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
    Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina. I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
    Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
    Unknown origin. To do is to be. -Descartes
    To be is to do. -Voltaire
    Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
    Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. It's more...

    You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.* Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here - Your asshole is in Washington!* Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.Beauty is only a light switch away.* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.* Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"* Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?* The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.* Men's rest room, Linda's Bar and Grill, more...

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