Dawg Jokes

Your 'huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Poodle
(Southern) Circus Dawg (Yankee) St. Bernard
(Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg" (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches (Yankee) Beagle
(Southern) Rabbit Dawg (Yankee) Rottweiler
(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still. (Yankee) Yellow Lab
(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg (Yankee) Black Lab
(Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg (Yankee) Greyhound
(Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg (Yankee) Malinois
(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs (Yankee) Pekinese
(Southern) Mop Dawg (Yankee) Chinese Crested
(Southern) Nekkid Dawg (Yankee) Dachshund
(Southern) Wienie Dawg (Yankee) Siberian Husky
(Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
(Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is more...

Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

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Category: Ethnic Type: Stories Audience: General
IF HE ONLY HAD A BRAIN
TWO AFRICAN AMERICAN'S GUYS WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A CAR CAME BY AND HIT ONE OF THE GUYS AND SPEAD OFF. HIS BUDDY RAN TO THE CLOSEST HOUSE BY, AND ASK IF HE COULD BARROW THE PHONE TO CALL 911. THE LADY SAID YES. THE 911 OPERATER ASKED, WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY? HE REPLIED... YEAH, MY DAWG GOT HIT BY A CAAR. I NEED A AM-BU-LANCE HERE ON SYC-U-MOE (SYCAMORE ST.)SKREET. 911 OPERATER SAID, "SYC-U-MOE???... CAN YOU PLEASE SPELL THAT FOR ME SIR? HE SAID, YEAH... S...
C...Y...
NO, NO, NO, ITS S...Y...C...M... HEY, I JUST CARRY MY DAWG TO LEE SKREET AND YA'LL PICK HIM UP THERE.