Danny Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Oh, No!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know.
He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene. He took a deep breath and proceeded.
Walking was virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly.
"Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and almost fell several times. He heard someone, or something, move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten.
He couldn't understand how this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away.
In desperation, he took another step then cried out, more...

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Bobby. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Danny," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Bobby. Danny replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Bobby. "No, just the regular kind", replied Danny.

Jonny the faggot is showering with his boyfriend, Danny, all of a sudden Jonny notices a little cum-looking puddle on the ground and get's furious: "Danny, what did I tell you about farting in the shower?"

Danny was visiting the County Fair when he decided to stop at the Palm Reader's table.
"For twenty dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future," said the mysterious old woman.
Curious as to what she would see, Danny readily agreed.
Taking one look at his open palm, the reader said, "I can see that you do not have a wife or a girlfriend."
"Yes, that's true," Danny said.
Looking more closely, the reader said, "Oh my, you are very lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes, I am," an embarrassed Danny admitted. "That's amazing! Can you tell all of this from my love line?"
"Love line? No," the old woman said, "from the blisters and calluses!"

Pa was taking Danny around the museum when they came across a magnificent stuffed lion in a glass case.' Pa,' asked the puzzled Danny,' How did they shoot the lion without breaking the glass? '

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 12-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding Danny kept him from turning and fleeing the scene.

He took a deep breath and proceeded. Walking was virtually impossible with so many things strewn across his path. He moved ahead slowly. "Danny! Danny!" he whispered to himself. He tripped and almost fell several times.

He heard someone, or something, move. At least he thought he did. Perhaps, he was just hoping he did. He shook his head and felt his gut tighten. He couldn't understand how this could have happened. There was some light but not enough to see very much. Something cold and wet brushed against his hand. He jerked it away. In desperation, he took another step then cried out, more...

Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be going to school tomorrow." "Why not?" asks Joey. "I have to go to the hospital," says Danny woefully. "That's awful," says Joey. "Why do you have to go there? Are yousick?" Danny shakes his head and replies, "I have to have a circumcision." Joey stops dead in his tracks, an expression of complete horror acrosshis face, "That's Horrible!" he cries, "Why, I had that done when I wasborn, and I couldn't walk for MONTHS!!"