Daddy Jokes / Recent Jokes
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother,
and announced that she had learned where babies come from at
school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie?
Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy
take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of
stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it
sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye,
and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where
babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."
1 FRIEND: tumhay maloom hay aisa insaan ko bohat saray log kis name say jantay hain jo KHANDANI MANSOOBA BANDI par amal nahi kartay
2 FRIEND: kis name say. ...?
1 FRIEND: DADDY
Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:
Children Books You Won't Eever See...
1...You Are Different and That's Bad
2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3...Dad's New Wife Robert
4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5...Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6...The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7...Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
8...Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9...All Cats Go to Hell!
10...The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11...Some Kittens Can Fly.
12...That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13...Grandpa Gets a Casket
14...The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15...Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia
16...The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17...Strangers Have the Best Candy
18...Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19...You Were an Accident
20...Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21...Pop! Goes The more...
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished. "Yeah daddy, yeah daddy," said the little boy. After a while the boy came into the living where his father was talking with some friends. "Say, Pop," said the boy. "Yes," replied his father. "The bull just screwed the brown cow!" There was a sudden lull in the conversation. The father said "Excuse me" and took his son outside. "Son, you mustn't use language like that in front of company. You should say' The bull "surprised" the brown cow'. Now go and watch and tell me when the bull "surprises" the white cow." The father went back inside the house. After a while the boy came in and said, "Hey, Daddy!" "Yes, son. Did the bull "surprise" the white more...
Little Francine watched her father take a shower. She noticed his
testicles and asked him what they were. "Those are my apples," he
replied.
Later the little girl told her mother what Daddy had said. Her
mother smirked, "Did Daddy tell you about the dead limb they're
hanging on?"
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The mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably
long penis. He called in his receptionists to show her. She took one
look and said, "That's just like my Harry's."
"You mean he's got one that long?" the mortician asked.
"No," she replied. "That dead."
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One morning a milkman called on one of his regular customers and
was surprised to see a white bedsheet with a hole in the middle
hanging up in her living room. The more...
Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Different and That's Bad2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3...Dad's New Wife Robert4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5...Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book6...The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking7...Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her8...Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence9...All Cats Go to Hell! 10...The Little Sissy Who Snitched11...Some Kittens Can Fly.12...That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption13...Grandpa Gets a Casket14...The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator15...Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia16...The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy17...Strangers Have the Best Candy18...Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way19...You Were an Accident20...Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will21...Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games22...The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan23...Your Nightmares Are more...
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother, very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"