Curvaceous Jokes

After an examination, the curvaceous blonde phoned her gynecologist and asked, "Doctor, would you see if by chance I left my panties in your office?"
He looked in the examining room, returned to the phone and told her, "I'm afraid they're not here."
"Sorry to trouble you, doctor," she replied. "I'll try the dentist."

How about joining me for a cozy weekend in a quiet suburban hotel?" he whispered in the curvaceous lass' ear.
"I'm afraid," she said, "that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes you from such erotic confrontation."
"I don't get it," he said.
"Exactly," she smiled.