Cuisine Jokes

Cuisine: something like food, but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have a french cuisine, the waiter will insult you as you are served.

15> Your meals look just like the pictures on the cover of the
magazine - Aviation Disaster Weekly.
14> Only similarity between your Mexican cuisine and actual
Mexican cuisine is the vomiting and diarrhea.
13> Jack Kevorkian keeps writing to ask for recipes.
12> Your leftovers don't have an expiration date... they have
a half-life.
11> When no one's looking, the dog sneaks your food to his
heartworms after your son sneaks it to him.
10> The EPA has opened a branch office in your breakfast nook.
9> After all this time, it turns out the recipes were calling
for *chicken* eggs.
8> First day in the kitchen, your job was "toast the bread."
Then you were downgraded to "cut the bread." Now it's
simply "stop your bleeding."
7> You still can't figure out what the hell a "tiblisp" is.
6> The Defense Department has requested your rice pilaf recipe
as a repair compound for leaky more...