Cucumbers Jokes / Recent Jokes

A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter.
A cucumber won't need to be sucked off.
A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
A cucumber won't lie to you about having a vasectomy.
A cucumber won't want to come on your face.
A cucumber won't fall asleep too soon.
A cucumber won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
A cucumber won't make you sleep on the wet spot.
You won't find out that a cucumber is: married, on penicillin, or trying to screw your sister.
A cucumber won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep.
A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer.
A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
All cucumbers are fresh and juicy.
You can keep as many cucumbers as you want.
Your mother won't flip out finding a cucumber in your house.
Cucumbers don't jam the freezer with food you don't like.
Cucumbers don't stay up until 4 and then demand that you take care of more...