Crizmus Jokes

Da Nite Befo' Crizmus
Wuz da nit befo Crizmus
An all thru da hood
eberybody be sleepin'
Dey wuz sleepin real good
We hunged up our stockins
An hoped like all heck
Dat' ol Sanny Claws
Gonna brang us our check
All a da fambly
wuz layin' in beds
while Thunderbird wine
Danced thru dere heds
I dun passed out on de flo
rite nex to my maw
when I heared such a fuss
I thunk - it must be da law
I looked out thru da bars
what could I now do
I was spectin' the sheriff
Wid a warrant fo sho'
An what I did see
Made me say. .."Lawd look at dat
Dere wuz a huge watahmelon
Pulled by 8 big ass rats
Now ober all da years
Sanny Claws he be white
but it looks like us bros
gets a black Sanny tonight
Faster dan a po lice car
My homeboy he came
He whupped up on dem rats
As he called dem by name
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