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A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high, whether there was any cricket in heaven.
The priest replied:"I cant tell you now, but if you come back on Sunday, I might have an answer. "
On sundaythe priest told the cricketer: "I've had good news and bad news. The good news is: Yes, there is cricket in heaven. And now for the bad news: You are in to bat on Friday! "
A cricket enthusiast died and went to hell. After a few days, the Devil came up to him and said,' What do you feel like doing today? You can have anything you like.'
'Well,' said the cricketer, I can't think of nothing better than a game of cricket. Can we do that?'
'Certainly,' said the Devil, and off they went to get changed. They arrived at a beautiful pitch, and the batsman in his new gear took up a stance. Nothing happpened.
'Come on then,' he said to the Devil,' bowl the first ball.'
'Ah, that's the Hell of it,' said the Devil.' We haven't got any balls.'
A cricket enthusiast died and went to hell. After a few days, the Devil came up to him and said,' What do you feel like doing today? You can have anything you like.'
'Well,' said the cricketer, I can't think of nothing better than a game of cricket. Can we do that?'
'Certainly,' said the Devil, and off they went to get changed. They arrived at a beautiful pitch, and the batsman in his new gear took up a stance. Nothing happpened.
'Come on then,' he said to the Devil,' bowl the first ball.'
'Ah, that's the Hell of it,' said the Devil.' We haven't got any balls.'
A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been raped.
The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She
told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he
was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he
had on a helmet and gloves.
"That sounds as if the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman.
"Oh yes he was" replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman".
"I suppose you guessed that because of his accent " said the Sergeant.
"No" the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."
A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high, whether there was any cricket in heaven.
The priest replied:"I cant tell you now, but if you come back on Sunday, I might have an answer. "
On sundaythe priest told the cricketer: "I've had good news and bad news. The good news is: Yes, there is cricket in heaven. And now for the bad news: You are in to bat on Friday! "
Visitor (to cricketer):' Why are you hitting that little boy?'
Cricketer:' We lost the game.'
Visitor:' Well, what's that got to do with him?'
Cricketer:' He's our mascot.'
Once James Bond and a Sri Lankan cricketer guy were flying together, seated next to each other.
Sri Lankan cricketer: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "I am Bond. James Bond."
James Bond: "And you?"
Sri Lankan cricketer: "I am Vaas..... Chaminda Vaas..... Joseph Chaminda Vaas..... Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas...... Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas...... Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas "
James Bond collapses.