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    Here is a table of terms used by headhunters and orher people who are hiring new folks:
    ENTRY-LEVEL POSITIONYou'll be making under $7 an hour.
    ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANYYou'll be making under $7 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.
    AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANYWe want you to get your hopes up, but there's no chance in hell we'll be the next Microsoft.
    PROFIT-SHARING PLANOnce it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a profit.
    COMPETITIVE SALARYWe remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
    JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANYWe have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself to your coworkers.
    NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED LEADERInc. Magazine wrote us up a few years ago, but we haven't done anything innovative since.
    IMMEDIATE OPENINGThe person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the ad.
    SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTERWe're not going to supply you with more...

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