Comforts Jokes

A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. At that moment, the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She is rushed to the hospital where she recovers. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says "You're going to have triplets. They're fine, but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. "Don' t worry," he says, "after a few years, the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism."
Sure enough, the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing!". Her mother asks her what happened. Her daughter replies "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and explains all about the incident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I' ve done a more...

A woman who is pregnant with triplets is standing in line at the bank. Suddenly, the bank gets robbed and she gets shot three times in the stomach.
She's rushed to hospital and although the doctor is unable to perform surgery because of her condition, he assures her that all will be fine. "The babies are all fine, but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. There's no need to worry though. The bullets will safely pass through their systems eventually."
Four months pass and she gives birth to two girls and a boy. Fourteen years later, one of the girls comes into the kitchen crying. "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing! I was going to the bathroom and I passed a bullet."
The mother comforts her daughter and explains all about what happened at the bank.
A couple of weeks later, the other daughter comes running up to her mother with tears streaming down her face. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!"
"I know what happened," more...

A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital where she gets fixed up.
As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism."
As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says, "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing".
Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet".
The woman comforts her and explains all about the incident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a very bad more...

A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital where she gets fixed up.
As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor says, "You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism."
As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy.
Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says, "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing".
Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet".
The woman comforts her and explains all about the incident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes.
"Mommy, I've done a very more...