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    Yo Mama is like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow!

    There was a guy walking in the desert with only 50 bucks in his pocket. He keeps walking until he sees a sign that reads, 'Cocks', so he goes in the door and talks to the man behind the counter.
    "How much are those chickens?" he asks.
    "$5, but around here we call 'em cocks," the man replies.
    "Ok, I'll take one," he says.
    The guy continues walking and comes across another sign that reads, 'Pullets', so he goes in the door and speaks to the man behind the counter.
    "How much are those turkeys?" he asks.
    "$5, but around here we call 'em pullets," the man says.
    "Ok, I'll take one," he replies.
    Once again, he continues walking and comes across yet another sign that reads, 'Asses', so he goes in the door and approaches the man.
    "How much are those donkeys?" he asks.
    "$10, but around here we call 'em asses. If they stop, you have to scratch them under the chin to make 'em go more...

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