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A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once."

"What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?" asked the astonished clerk.

"Well," replied the woman, "I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them."

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20, 000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20, 000 cockroaches? Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

A woman called a pet store and said, "Send me 450 cockroaches immediately."
"Lady, why in the world would you want 450 cockroaches?" asked the flabbergasted clerk.
"Well," she explained, "I'm moving out today and according to my lease, I must leave the premises exactly as I found them."

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches? Customer: I'm moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.