"According To The Lease" joke
A woman called a pet store and said, "Send me 450 cockroaches immediately."
"Lady, why in the world would you want 450 cockroaches?" asked the flabbergasted clerk.
"Well," she explained, "I'm moving out today and according to my lease, I must leave the premises exactly as I found them."
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