Co-ed Jokes

Insufficient FundsA young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!""I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad."You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.""What are you talking about? That`s one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake.""I don`t think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, `Insufficient Funds`."

A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying,' Insufficient Funds'."

While visiting a relative in Chicago, a University of Alabama student went to a party where he met a very attractive co-ed. Attempting to strike up a conversation with her, he asked, "Where does you go to school?
The co-ed, not at all impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, thought she would at least be polite and answer.
"Yale," she said.
Taking a deep breath, the UA student shouted, "I says, where does you go to school?"

While visiting a relative in Chicago, a University of Alabama student went to a party where he met a very attractive co-ed. Attempting to strike up a conversation with her, he asked, "Where does you go to school?"
The co-ed, not at all impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, thought she would at least be polite and answer.
"Yale," she said.
Taking a deep breath, the UA student shouted, "I says, where does you go to school?"