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Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Beating around the bush.................75
Jumping to conclusions.................100
Climbing the walls.....................150
Swallowing your pride...................50
Passing the buck........................25
Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight)...50-300
Dragging your heels....................100
Pushing your luck......................250
Making mountains out of molehills......500
Hitting the nail on the head............50
Wading through paperwork...............300
Bending over backwards..................75
Jumping on the bandwagon...............200
Balancing the books.....................25
Running around in circles..............350
Eating crow............................225
Tooting your own horn...................25
Climbing the ladder of more...

A party of economists was climbing in the Alps. After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said,' OK see that big mountain over there?'' Yes', answered the others eagerly.' Well, according to the map, we're standing on top of it.'

Here's the activities guide to burning calories at work and the number of calories they consume per hour...
Beating around the bush... 75
Jumping to conclusions... 100
Climbing the walls... 150
Swallowing your pride... 50
Passing the buck... 25
Throwing your weight around... 50-300
Dragging your heels... 100
Pushing your luck... 250
Making mountains out of molehills... 500
Hitting the nail on the head... 50
Wading through paperwork... 300
Bending over backwards... 75
Jumping on the bandwagon... 200
Balancing the books... 25
Running around in circles... 350
Eating crow... 225
Tooting your own horn... 25
Climbing the ladder of success... 750
Pulling out the stops... 75
Adding fuel to the fire... 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end... 12
To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:
Opening a can of worms... 50
Putting your foot in your mouth... 300
Starting the more...

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn't let me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
You are invited to use it without charge...
01) Beating around the bush
02) Jumping to conclusions
03) Climbing the walls
04) Swallowing my pride
05) Passing the buck
06) Throwing my weight around
07) Dragging my heels
08) Pushing my luck
09) Making Mountains out of molehills
10) Hitting the nail on the head
11) Wading through paperwork
12) Bending over backwards
13) Jumping on the bandwagon
14) Balancing the books
15) Running around in circles
16) Eating crow
17) Tooting my own horn
18) Climbing the ladder of success
19) Pulling out the stops
20) Adding fuel to the fire
21) Opening a can of worms
22) Putting my foot in my mouth
23) Starting the ball rolling
24) Going over the more...

Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
Beating around the bush................. 75
Jumping to conclusions................. 100
Climbing the walls..................... 150
Swallowing your pride................... 50
Passing the buck........................ 25
Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight)... 50-300
Dragging your heels.................... 100
Pushing your luck...................... 250
Making mountains out of molehills...... 500
Hitting the nail on the head............ 50
Wading through paperwork............... 300
Bending over backwards.................. 75
Jumping on the bandwagon............... 200
Balancing the books..................... 25
Running around in circles.............. 350
Eating crow............................ 225
Tooting your own horn................... 25
Climbing the ladder of more...

How To Lose Weight Without Exercise:

Here's The Guide To Calorie-Burning Activities And The Number
Of Calories Per Hour They Consume. Beating Around The Bush 75
Jumping To Conclusions 100
Climbing The Walls 150
Swallowing Your Pride 50
Passing The Buck 25
Throwing Your Weight Around (Depending On Your Weight) 50-300
Dragging Your Heels 100
Pushing Your Luck 250
Making Mountains Out Of Molehills 500
Hitting The Nail On The Head 50
Wading Through Paperwork 300
Bending Over Backwards 75
Jumping On The Bandwagon 200
Balancing The Books 25
Running Around In Circles 350
Eating Crow 225
Tooting Your Own Horn 25
Climbing The Ladder Of Success 750
Pulling Out The Stops 75
Adding Fuel To The Fire 160
Wrapping It Up At The Day's End 12
To Which You May Want To Add Your Own Favorite Activities, Including:
Opening A Can Of Worms 50
Putting Your Foot In Your Mouth more...

Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
Exercise________ Calories burned per hour
Beating around the bush -75
Jumping to conclusions - 100
Climbing the walls - 150
Swallowing your pride - 50
Passing the buck - 25
Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight) - 50-300
Dragging your heels - 100
Pushing your luck - 250
Making mountains out of molehills - 500
Hitting the nail on the head - 50
Wading through paperwork - 300
Bending over backwards - 75
Jumping on the bandwagon - 200
Balancing the books - 25
Running around in circles - 350
Eating crow - 225
Tooting your own horn - 25
Climbing the ladder of success - 750
Pulling out the stops - 75
Adding fuel to the fire - 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end - 12
To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:
Opening a can of worms - more...