Cincinnati is considering signing free-agent cornerback Ty Law. It's a surprising turn of events since the Bengals generally run away from the Law.

Chad Ochocinco says he tested out his injured left knee by having sex. In related news, the Cincinnati Bengals offer the best rehab ever.

The NFL declared that it will officially recognize Chad Johnsons legal name change to Ocho Cinco.
Not to be outdone, pornstar Jenna Jameson has announced she's changing her name to Seis Nueve.

Cincinnati Bengal Chad Johnson had to wear a jersey with Johnson on it rather than his new name "Ocho Cinco." Johnson was disappointed, not because the jersey still said "Johnson," but because it still said "Bengals".

Chad Ochocinco is coming out with his own condoms. Jeremy Shockey should do the same, since he can't catch anything.