Champion Jokes / Recent Jokes
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says,' 'All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout,' ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.'' The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers' Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks,' 'It's no good, I'll have to do it,'' and yells,' 'ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to more...
One Day Three Kids Were Praising About Their Fathers. One Of Them Said "My Dad Fell From A High Building. He Broke His Leg. The Doctor Replaced It With A Baseball Bat. So He Became A Champion In Playing Baseball."The Other One Said That My Dad Fell From A High Building. The Doctor Replaced It With A Cricket Bat. My Dad Became A Champion In Cricket." The Third One Said That My Dad Fell From A High Building. The Doctor Replaced It With The Cow's Stomach. My Dad Became A Champion In Giving Milk."
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?'' The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.''
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.