Cellist Jokes

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together." Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.
"Help!" cried the cellist, "I can`t swim!"
"Don`t worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!""Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."