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    Some interesting similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton Grand Jury testimony video:-
    Titanic Video: $9.99 on internet
    Clinton Video: $9.99 on internet
    Titanic Video: Over three hours long
    Clinton Video: Over three hours long
    Titanic Video: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton Video: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic Video: Villain: White Star Line
    Clinton Video: Villain: Ken Starr
    Titanic Video: Jack is a starving artist
    Clinton Video: Bill is a B.S. artist
    Titanic Video: Jack enjoys a good cigar in one part.
    Clinton Video: Ditto for Bill
    Titanic Video: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    Clinton Video: Ditto for Monica
    Titanic Video: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton Video: Let's not go there
    Titanic Video: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    Clinton Video: Monica is forced to return her more...

    When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling of "deja vu" - of
    watching something that you had just seen in a similar structure?
    Well your brain never fails. By reading below, you will see the remarkable
    similarities between the Clinton Video and the Titanic Video. Was this just by
    coincidence... or much more.
    You be the judge.
    Titanic vs. Clinton: Incredible Similarities
    TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.
    TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent
    catastrophe.
    CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent
    catastrophe.
    TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.
    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.
    TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    CLINTON VIDEO: more...

    Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:
    Titanic: $9.99 on the Internet
    Clinton: $9.99 on the Internet
    Titanic: over 3 hours long
    Clinton: over 3 hours long
    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe
    Titanic: villian - White Star Line
    Clinton: villian - Ken Starr
    Titanic: Jack is a starving atrist
    Clinton: Bill is a B.S. artist
    Titanic: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill
    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica
    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
    Clinton: Let's not go there
    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
    Clinton: Monica forced to return her gifts
    Titanic: Behind the scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular
    Clinton: Behind the scenes, Bill has a 70% approval more...

    TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
    CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

    TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.

    TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

    TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the more...

    Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life",
    by Bill Clinton.

    One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report:

    Titanic: $29.99
    Clinton: $29.99

    Titanic: Over three hours to read
    Clinton: Over three hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinto n: Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: Let's not go more...

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