Canceled Jokes / Recent Jokes

* You've never met any celebrities.

* Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

* "Vacation" means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland.

* You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

* You measure distance in minutes.

* Down south to you means Kentucky.

* You know several people who have hit a deer.

* You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute."

* Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

* Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

* You know where all the Yoders live.

* You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

* You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

* You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

* You know what's knee-high by more...

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the
second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run? ”