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Gujarat Engineering & Medical Entrance Exam
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in Tamil Nadu?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic (check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0. 0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in India's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and more...
1.. Only in Canada... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2.. Only in Canada... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3.. Only in Canada... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4.. Only in Canada... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5.. Only in Canada... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6.. Only in Canada...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7.. Only in Canada... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8.. Only in Canada... do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.
9.. Only in Canada... do we use the word' more...
Miss Canada 1996, Danielle House, got into a bar fight and was
charged with assault after allegedly causing bodily harm to another woman.
Says Jerry Perisho: "The other day I went to a Canadian beauty pageant
and a hockey game broke out."
TWO BLONDES ARE FOLOWING TRACKS IN CANADA. THEY FOLLOWED THE TRACK FOR MILES. UNTIL THE TRAIN RAN OVER THEM !
Collage 268 27 MAY 96
SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version
Time Limit: 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ A. build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
___ A. Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
(check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ A. Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) more...
My father is Canadian and my mother is from Chile.I've gone through life as a CanaChile.