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Larry King's wife grew frustrated picking up his personal belongings off the floor--his clothes, his underwear, and his testicles.
CNN's latest poll results are in, so brace yourself: Tiger Wood's popularity has plummeted.
CNN's next poll question: "OK, who totally likes ICE CREAM??!!"
On the first day of Christmas my CNN Anchor showed to me
A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
6 Field Producers;
5 Camera Men.....
4 Teleprompters;
3 Telephones;
2 Microphones;
and A Lap Top on the news desk.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my CNN Anchor gave to me,
7 Perky Reporters;
6 Field more...
Larry King went to his doctor for a routine physical checkup.He was asked to step into the restroom and give an embalming fluid sample.
Every New Year's Eve, I watch the ball drop in Times Square. It's my tribute to Larry King.
It was insanity at CNN in Atlanta yesterday. First, that ancient anchorman with the bad caps quit his job. Next, the sex tape video-breast implant-California wacko Carrie Prejean nearly walked off The Larry King Show. The two of them were introduced in the hallway: "Lou Dobbs, meet "New Knobs"!