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    A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
    "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you. . . ", the sodium pined.
    "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

    A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you. . . ", the sodium pined."It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

    During grammar school science experiements into properties of different alcohols:

    The residue of each test was tipped down the sinks, which were grouped in threes. There were no U-bends, but each group of sinks emptied into a single box, which overflowed into the mains sewers. Presumably this was intended to retain things like droplets of mercury, which was not banned from use when I was 16.

    During the session, my bunsen went out, so I re-lit it with a splint lit from the teacher`s bunsen. For safety`s sake (!) I dropped the burning splint into the sink, intending to extinguish it with water, instead of waving it around in the alcohol fumes. A small blue flame disappeared down the plughole. Hum, thinks I, I wonder where that`s going?

    I opened the cupboard `neath the sink, only to find the drain box, full of alcohol, a roaring mass of flame. Shutting the doors, I called out, "Er, Sir..." just as the inch-thick wooden lids blew off the adjacent more...

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    The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary

    Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.

    Atomic Theory: A mythological explanation of the nature of matter, first proposed by the ancient Greeks, and now thoroughly discredited by modern computer simulation. Attempts to verify the theory by modern computer simulation have failed. Instead, it has been demonstrated repeatedly that computer outputs depend upon the color of the programmer's eyes, or occasionally upon the month of his or her birth. This apparent astrological connection, at last, vindicates the alchemist's view of astrology as the mother of all science.

    Bacon, Roger: An English friar who dabbled in science and made experimentation fashionable. Bacon was the first science popularizer to make it big on the banquet and talk-show circuit, and his books even outsold the fad diets of the period.

    Biological Science: A contradiction in more...

    Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.

    Atomic Theory: A mythological explanation of the nature of matter, first proposed by the ancient Greeks, and now thoroughly discredited by modern computer simulation. Attempts to verify the theory by modern computer simulation have failed. Instead, it has been demonstrated repeatedly that computer outputs depend upon the color of the programmer`s eyes, or occasionally upon the month of his or her birth. This apparent astrological connection, at last, vindicates the alchemist`s view of astrology as the mother of all science.

    Bacon, Roger: An English friar who dabbled in science and made experimentation fashionable. Bacon was the first science popularizer to make it big on the banquet and talk-show circuit, and his books even outsold the fad diets of the period.

    Biological Science: A contradiction in terms.

    Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen more...

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