Bloodthirsty Jokes

Two tigers who had escaped from the Delhi Zoo reappeared in their respective cages after six months of freedom. One was very fat, the other reduced to skin and bone. They began to discuss their experiences. Said the thin one:' I was very unlucky. I found my way into Rajasthan. There was a famine there. I could not get enough to eat. Even the cattle I killed had no flesh on them. I would have died of hunger, so I decided to surrender myself to the police. Although I am caged here, at least I get my bellyful of meat everyday.' He asked his fat companion why he had come back to the zoo.
At first I had very good luck,' replied the fat tiger licking his chops in happy reminiscence.' I got into the secretariat. Every evening, as the millions of babus (clerks) poured out of their offices, I would catch one and eat him up. For the first six months no one noticed anything. But yesterday I made the mistake of eating up the fellow who serves them their relays of cups of tea and coffee. Then more...