Bikes Jokes

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    One day three boys were riding their bikes in the woods. One of them got lost, so the other two rode their bikes to the police station and reported him missing. The officier asked the two boys what their names were and they replied Shutup and Mindyour Bussiness. The officier replied are you looking for trouble. Shutup said yeah he has my jacket.

    1. Mountain bikes don't screw around.
    2. Mountain bikes don't care if it's that time of the month.
    3. Mountain bikes don't have parents.
    4. Mountain bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    5. Mountain bikes don't care about professional sports.
    6. You can share your mountain bike with your friends.
    7. Mountain bikes don't care how many other mountain bikes you've ridden.
    8. When riding, you and your mountain bike can arrive at the same
    time.
    9. Mountain bikes don't care if other mountain bikes look at
    you.
    10. Mountain bikes don't care if you look at other mountain
    bikes.
    11. If your mountain bike goes flat you can fix it.
    12. If your mountain bike is too short you can heighten it.
    13. If your mountain bike is misaligned, you don't have
    to discuss politics with it.
    14. You can have a black & white mountain bike and bring it home
    to your parents.
    15. You don't have to be jealous of other women who more...

    TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the
    1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
    First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carr ied us.
    They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
    Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
    Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
    We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
    We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
    We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because
    WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE more...

    1. Mountain bikes don't screw around.
    2. Mountain bikes don't care if it's that time of the month.
    3. Mountain bikes don't have parents.
    4. Mountain bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    5. Mountain bikes don't care about professional sports.
    6. You can share your mountain bike with your friends.
    7. Mountain bikes don't care how many other mountain bikes you've ridden.
    8. When riding, you and your mountain bike can arrive at the same time.
    9. Mountain bikes don't care if other mountain bikes look at you.
    10. Mountain bikes don't care if you look at other mountain bikes.
    11. If your mountain bike goes flat you can fix it.
    12. If your mountain bike is too short you can heighten it.
    13. If your mountain bike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
    14. You can have a black & white mountain bike and bring it home to your parents.
    15. You don't have to be jealous of other women who covet your mountain more...

    It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students.

    "What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.

    "Me and my family went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.

    "That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you, Emma? What did you do this summer?"

    "Me and my family rode our bikes together."

    "That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to shy Mikey in the corner of the room.

    "What did you do this summer, Mikey?"

    "Nothing," the boy responded timidly.

    "Did you do anything with your family?" the teacher asked, trying to draw Mikey out.

    "Not really."

    "Did you go to the beach?"

    "No."

    "Did you ride more...

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