Bee Jokes / Recent Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood?
A mumble bee!

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two bs already.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
He's bee-witched!

What did the spider say to the bee?
Your honey or your life!

Why did the bee started talking poetry?
He was waxing lyrical!

The old golf pro was bored early on and had already been into the cooler in the pro shop, when suddenly a young lady ran in screaming, "I was stung by a bee!"

"Where," the bleary-eyed pro asked?

"Between the first and second holes," replied the frantic young blonde.

To which the tipsy pro replied, "I told you yesterday that your stance was too wide."

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself!