Barkley Jokes

Former NBA superstar Charles Barkley will reportedly undergo a televised colonoscopy. Given his girth, the procedure will be a ten-part mini-series. Ron Artest recently had a colonoscopy, during which doctors finally found his head.

TNT analyst Charles Barkley is taking a leave of absence from the broadcast chair. The chair is thrilled.

Charles Barkley has been released from a Phoenix jail after serving a three-day sentence. It's the first time in his career that Barkley has completed a sentence that anyone understood.

Charles Barkley is headed back to Las Vegas to play in a charity poker tournament a month after pledging not to gamble. It's not as bad as it sounds, though. Barkley will be donating all of his winnings to Hypocrites Anonymous.

Charles Barkley was arrested for drunk driving in Phoenix, Arizona early Wednesday. Arresting officers said they would have let him go if he could have shown them an NBA Championship ring.