Barking Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?
A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.

how do u stop a dog barking in the back of the car?
you put it in the front
how do you stop a dog barking in the front of the car?
you put it in the back
by declan

Once a man was coming home he saw the stars were shining, the dogs were barking at a thief who came and broke the wall and drove off. After sometime when the police arrived they asked the man what happened he said the stars were barking the dogs were shining a thief came and broke the car and drove the wall the police said from where you were coming he said from the doctor.

What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a
woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!

Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!