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there was one a boy who in school went to the bathroom and zipped up his pants and his penis got stuck so then it turned green. Then this girl goes up to him and askes him can i play with ur little green thing and the boy goes sure why dont u come to my house and bring some robots cause i have some barbies and we can play with so then the girl goes to his house and hes tired so he then lays on the bed and falls asleep and the girl goes to the bathroom and the boy then wakes up in a hospital and he askes how come im here and the girl say your little green thing threw up on me so i cut it off.

One day a lovely brunette walked into a doctors office and said doc my whole body is broken. Why do u say that says the doctor. Well when ever i touch any part of my body it hurts see, she touched her waist owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she screams, then she touches her knee and she screams owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.What should i do she askes. Well ur body is'nt broken. ur not a real brunette are u the doc askes! no i'm not, i'm a blonde says the oung lady! Well ur body isnt broken ur god damn figer is broken! Idiot

The blonde walks into a store and askes the clerk if she could buy the T.V. on the shelf. He said," No, i dont sell to blondes." So the blonde goes home and dies her hair Blue. When she gets back to the store she askes the clerk agian if she could buy the T.V. on the shelf. He replies" No, I dont sell to blondes." So she goes home one more time and dies her hair red. This time she asked the clerk if she could buy the t.v. on the shelf. He said "No, I dont sell to blondes." then she says "How do you know I am a blonde?" He said " Because that is not a t.v. it is a microwave."

3 guys are walking down the street when it starts to rain they decide to take shelter in a hotel for the night. The first guy walks into a hotel and askes for a room the hotel manager says "we have no rooms left but you can sleep in the shed but it has a baby in it" the man takes it. The second man walks a bit further to the next hotel ans askes for a room the manager replies " we have no rooms left but you can sleep in the barn but it has someones baby in it. The man takes it. The third guy walks in to the next hotel and askes for a room the manager replies "Ww have no rooms left but you can sleep in the attic but it has 18 ladies i it" The man takes it. The next day the manager goes to the first guy and asks how did u sleep he says "I slept like a log" The second manager asks the next bloke how did u sleep he replied "I seleeped like a baby" The third hotel manager goes into the third guy and asks how did you sleep he replies with more...