Archaeologist Jokes
Funny Jokes
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3, 000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said,' 10, 000 Shekels on Goliath'."An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
An American and a Russian archaeologist were bragging to a Sardarji. The Russian said that while digging an ancient ruin in Russia he came across some thick cables; therefore he claimed that the Russians had the telegraph system long before it was invented. The American said that while digging a ruin in America he found thin cables. This indicated that his ancestors used telephones. Now the Sardarji spoke. He said that while digging ruins in India, men could find nothing; no cables, no wires. It clearly proved that his ancestors used the most sophisticated wireless system.
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