Anagarika Jokes / Recent Jokes

A teacher was teaching about great people of Sri Lanka, in grade 5 class. The teacher asked to name a great person in Sri Lanka. One child said Srimath Anagarika Dhramapala Thuma, Other one said Srimath Walisingha Harischandra Thuma.
One of the children in the class thought every name starts with Srimath. I should think of a name starting with Srimath. The child said Srimath Madana Modakaya.