Alarmed Jokes

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! You can tell me anything."
"But, this one is kind of strange," she replied.
"You let me be the judge of that," the doctor said.
"Well," she explained, "yesterday morning I went to the bathroom and heard a plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see," said the doctor.
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl," continued the woman.
"Uh-huh."
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she pleaded, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, don't be alarmed," he said, "you're simply more...