Acquaintance Jokes

An undergraduate acquaintance of ours discovered a way to cut classes at the correspondence school he's attending. He sends in empty envelopes.

An acquaintance of ours has discovered a sure-fire way to avoid a hangover-keep drinking.

A well dressed gentleman hurrying along the road was stopped by an acquaintance.' My friend,' said the accoster, sotto voice, i must draw your attention to the fact that your fly buttons are undone.'
'I know,' replied the well dressed man, brushing aside his acquaintance, i am on my way to the income tax office to make a voluntary disclosure.'

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, gee, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor! Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"