Abbey Jokes

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    The abbey in England that was a bit down at the heels and decided to open a roadside stand to pull in some tourist money.
    The abbot decided that something typically English was called for, so he sent Brother Sebastian and Brother Thomas down to the road to open a Fish and Chips stand.
    A wit came by and asked Brother Sebastian, "Are you the fish friar?"
    "No, friend," answered Brother Sebastian, "I'm the chip monk."
    Slightly Vulgar
    While on a special outing to take care of the abbey's business, Brother Sebastian found himself one day in his car, down in the ditch, and there was no help for the motor that had given up the ghost, it seemed.
    Along came another motorist who stopped and asked, "I say, what seems to be the matter?"
    "Oh, piston broke," said the friar.
    "So am I, but w'at's the matter with the cah?"

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    The abbey in England that was a bit down at the heels and decided to open a roadside stand to pull in some tourist money.
    The abbot decided that something typically English was called for, so he sent Brother Sebastian and Brother Thomas down to the road to open a Fish and Chips stand.
    A wit came by and asked Brother Sebastian, "Are you the fish friar?"
    "No, friend," answered Brother Sebastian, "I'm the chip monk."
    Slightly Vulgar
    While on a special outing to take care of the abbey's business, Brother Sebastian found himself one day in his car, down in the ditch, and there was no help for the motor that had given up the ghost, it seemed.
    Along came another motorist who stopped and asked, "I say, what seems to be the matter?"
    "Oh, piston broke," said the friar.
    "So am I, but w'at's the matter with the cah?"

    Knock Knock Who's there! Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose!

    Funny Quotes About Women
    Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable. - Ed Abbey
    In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. - Ed Abbey
    Girls, like flowers, bloom but once. But once is enough. - Edward Abbey
    Women who love only women may have a good point. - Edward Abbey
    Women: We cannot love them all. But we must try. - Edward Abbey
    The feminists have a legitimate grievance. But so does everyone else. - Edward Abbey
    Her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. - Woody Allen
    Woman: A creature whom a man can't get along with or without. Animal usually living in the vicinity of man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. - Ambrose Bierce
    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
    Women! You can't live with them, you can't do most positions without them. - Dan Fielding (from the "Night more...

    Knock KnockWhos there! Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose!

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