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    Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly "Interesting movies"? It could be that you're one of the 5% of the population that has the mental capacity of a steaming turd! If so, you may want to join MUNSA - Mentally Unemployed and Noticeably Stupid Association.
    Try the questionnaire below. The results could surprise you! If you can't even read the question, you're halfway there already - just get someone to fill out our full color brochure at any trailing chemist, and you'll be in for some, good old fashioned non-challenging material.
    1. Which of the following was one of the famous Marx Brothers?
    a. STRETCH
    b. SKID
    c. HARPO
    d. TYRE
    2. The number missing from the series (1, 2, 4,.., 16) is:
    a. YELLOW
    b. GERANIUM
    c. 8
    d. TYRE
    3. The letter missing from the series (a, b, c,.., e) is:
    a. z
    b. b
    c. d
    d. TYRE
    4. A man walks into a Barber Shop, with $5. 00. He buys more...

    Have you an unusual Intelligence? Do you find you lose interest in supposedly "Interesting movies"? It could be that you're one of the 5% of the population that has the mental capacity of a steaming turd! If so, you may want to join MUNSA - Mentally Unemployed and Noticeably Stupid Association.Try the questionnaire below. The results could surprise you! If you can't even read the question, you're halfway there already - just get someone to fill out our full colour brochure at any trailing chemist, and you'll be in for some, good old fashioned non-challenging material.1. Which of the following WAS one of the famous Marx Brothers? a. STRETCH
    b. SKID
    c. HARPO
    d. TYRE2. The number missing from the series (1,2,4,..,16) is:a. YELLOW
    b. GERANIUM
    c. 8
    d. TYRE3. The letter missing from the series (a, b, c,.., e) is:a. z
    b. b
    c. d
    d. TYRE4. A man walks into a Barber Shop, with $5.00. He buys 2 lemons at 45c each, 1 Pickled Eel for $2.40, 4 packets more...

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