10-inch Jokes

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    Sven & Olaf were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
    'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter', he replied.
    Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
    Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
    Vell', replied Olaf,' I got it from my Genie'
    'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.
    'Ya, shure, it's right here in my tackle box, says Olaf.
    Could I see him?' asked Sven.
    Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
    Addressing the Genie, Sven says,' Hey dere, I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'
    'Yes, I will', says the Genie.
    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million more...

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