In my own words: "I was flying from SFO to PDX on Friday, and the flight attendant reading the more...
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Jonah:That was a good one1 :)
I think it would take just as long for the snail or slug to go. Because the slug and snail are slow, and the centipede takes forever to put 500 shoes on!
TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Airline Speech
In my own words: "I was flying from SFO to PDX on Friday, and the flight attendant reading the more...