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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window more...

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David Daniel:A cop sees a guy weaving in traffic. He pulls him over and says, "Don't you think it would be safer if you went home to finish making that basket?"

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