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A Homer Simpson Gem
Beer... it's the cause and solution to all men's problems!
35 years
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to more...
Clothes make the man. Naked people have...
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly?
The unemployment line!
Worried
I'm worried, said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the more...