"the jewish rabbit" joke

there was a jewish rabbit who was in a science lab so they could test smoking brands on him. one day he said to his mate "there are wild rabbits you know" his mate didn't believe him so he said "right i'll prove it"
the next night he escaped and found a wild rabbit they had a great time. the next day he came back and said to his mate "it was brill i found a great wild rabbit we ate lettuce and i even found a girlfriend"
"wow" his mate said "why did you come back?"
"i was dying for a fag" he replied

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