"Letterman's Bad Surgeon General" joke

From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10. You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve. 9. You never appear in public without a half-empty bottle of Bacardi rum. 8. Morning, noon and night, you can be found wandering around in a hospital gown. 7. Always confusing defibrillator with fry-o-lator. 6. You thought "Chicago Hope" was going to be a hit. 5. Your medical degree is from that correspondence school endorsed by Sally Struthers. 4. Instead of flu vaccine, you recommend so-called "flu-proof socks". 3. You smoke like a chimney and drink like a Kennedy. 2. You spend your entire day doing the very thing you said should be taught in school. 1. Your cure for heart disease: Zima.

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