"It's a Bummer to be an egg!" joke

It's a bummer to be an egg because... 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard. 4) You have to come in a box with 11 others. 5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.

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