"Your masseuse uses lard." joke

Your masseuse uses lard.
Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.

Their was this white boy. He was in the bathroom at park one day, and he saw this black boy in there. He said excuse me, but how did you get your dick so big. Thats easy said the black boy, everyday I rub it down in lard.Thankyou said the white boy, and off he went Well a few more...

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How can you tell if its a lard ass in the car in front of you?
His tit hangs out the window!

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