"Young to SMOKE" joke

A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty
Johnny
smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too
young to smoke."
Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy
says,
"How old are you?"
Johnny says, "Six."
The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?"
Johnny
says, "Right after the first time I got laid."
The guy says, "Right after the first time you got
laid?
When was that?"
Johnny says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

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