"You so tore up..." joke

You so tore up it looks like you brushed your head with a brick.
You so tore up it looks like you have two brillo pads for side burns stuck to your face.
You so tore up your braids are turning into dread locks.
You so tore up disabilied people won't even date you.
You so tore up you could win scary mask contest with out even wearing a mask.

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