"You know your Italian because..." joke

You know your Italian because... If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9'' it is presumed that their mother had an affair. You have at least 5 cousins living on the same block or town. All five of these cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother. You netted more than $50,000 at your first communion. You can bench press 325 pounds...shave twice a day...And still cry when your mother yells at you!

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