"You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If #3" joke

You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B.O.You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.You don't think the Ewoks are primitive. You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow.

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